Boss Chick

A woman who is perpetually single and will never be able to find a husband because she thinks she runs the show. She can't keep a dude because no dude wants to deal with her constant anger outbursts and her always thinking she is a boss when in reality she is just an angry woman who works a plain job. Boss Chicks are a product of the laws created by men that give women equality when in reality if those laws didn't exist then all you would have to do is slap a "Boss Chick" upside her dumb head and she would shrink into the scared little girl that she actually is.

Boss Chick: I'm a Boss Chick!
Dude: How many kids you have?
Boss Chick: Six
Dude: How many baby daddy?
Boss Chick: Six
Dude: How many times you been married?
Boss Chick: None
Dude: I just remembered I need to go home to watch the paint dry.

by isaacsosa January 10, 2023

boss sandwich

An unfortunate cubicle configuration in which you find yourself sandwiched in between two of your bosses.

I can't even check my GMail account at work because I'm in a total boss sandwich

I'm such a sad panda at work these days. I'm totally the lunch meat in a major boss sandwich.

by AK47 & Bowlerina January 30, 2009

Boss man

This is considered a mix of both formal and casual. You say this to someone when you respect them in the sense that you acknowledge they're in charge of the situation.

It can also be defined to the equivalent of the phrase, "Cool guy".

What's crackin, boss man?

Sure, whatever you say boss man.

What can I do for you today, boss man?

by Jack Mehoff XXI October 31, 2009

Boss Life

The life obtained by the unshakable pursuit of the longevity of the utmost self advancement in all facets of ones life.

Me: "I just closed a $1,000,000,000 deal while enjoying three 21 years old virgins on my yacht with 100 year old cognac on my breath."
You: "Boss Life"

by The One That Lives The Life May 11, 2012

Boss Tweet

Donald J Trump, the 45th president of the United States, is unquestionably the most famous, active and talked about Twitter user ever. He is the boss! Numero uno! The greatest of all time! Let him forever be known and celebrated as Boss Tweet!!

Late 19th century New York City had as their mayor the prominent figure of political corruption one Boss Tweed. It is now the early 21 century and there is a new prominent political figure blessed with questionable morals, immense bluster, itchy twitter fingers and an insatiable need to be flattered that some are beginning to call Boss Tweet.

by beansforbreakfast December 17, 2019

boss shot

When a well dressed man takes a selfie..in most cases an alcoholic beverage in hand.

Looking fly tonight gotta take a BOSS SHOT

by Bossbiz November 1, 2015

Boss Brand

Any American Bull Dog raised and living in a household owned and upheld by a Brand, who is working and living in the ways of "The Brand".

Hey brother is that Boss Brand, yes thats Boss Brand, and give him some respect!

by Boss Hoss Brand December 16, 2008