bollocks

The most useful word in the English language.

Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"

Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"

Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"

Me:-"Oh bollocks"

by Fon March 22, 2005

monkey bollocks

A silly silly person

Hey you shouldnt watch TV in the bath, monkey bollocks.

by DomDog October 3, 2003

The Bollocks

1. The best of something, in relation to other examples of the said thing (See also 'The dog's bollocks').

2. A total and utter lie.

1. Did you ever play that game 'Terranigma' on the SNES? It was the bollocks.

2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.

by elprza October 28, 2003

dog's bollocks (the)

British term referring to anyone or anything that is of top quality. Can also be referred to as the mutt's nuts or the pup's plums. Not to be confused with bollocks.

"That goal was the dog's bollocks!"
"He is the dog's bollocks."

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004

bollock chops

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

Water Balloon

The sexual act of a male inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another individual and when penis has fully penetrated the recieving anal cavity, the male begins to urinate and continues until relieved.

After an entertaining movie and pleasant dinner, Jim asks Kendra if she is interested in coming back to his apartment. Kendra hesitates at first but then Jim quietly whispers, "I'll give you the meanest, hottest, and longest Water Balloon you've ever had." Kendra quickly agreed.

by Ken Mayhew November 7, 2008

Scorching balloon Knot

One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.

Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.

by Team L J April 10, 2009