Biff

Best Infinite Fucking Friend, when you find one you support each other until the universe stops.

"Put your hair up biffle before you fight!"

by TheTittyMonster February 22, 2018

Biff-ie Jester

cheap ass plastic Lighters you get for about 99p/per1000 and the break like MoFo's from broadway!

"Pass me that that biff-ie Jester son!"
"no juice man, its busted again!"
"SHIT SON!"

by kidd March 6, 2004

bishops biff

Another name for the perineum the space between your bum hole and your balls.

I have a sweaty bishops biff.

by Haytertom August 5, 2019

Biff

There's a double usage to biff. Mainly in Northern Scotland.
Biff means "to go" or "has gone".
Biff also means, in polite terms, "go away and leave me alone", similar to "Fuck off".

1a. "Gonna biff up the shop in a few and get a 4 pack"
1b.
"Where's John?"
"He biffed over to his Mum's earlier to get his washing done"

2. "Biff off, prick... I don't wanna deal with your shit"

by MoFo Rodent November 29, 2017

Biff

A biff is when your hair is sticking up in a weird way.

A: "Ah dawg you have a biff!"
C: "Yeah I just woke up"

by MJding November 24, 2023

Biffe

Irish acronym for Big, Ignorant, Fucker, From, England
Pronounced as 'Biffey'

(Irishman from across bar)
HEY, BIFFE!

by Phboy March 19, 2017

biff

A slang term for cocaine in Aberdeen, Scotland.

“Oi mate fancy getting some biff tonight?”

“Yeah mate, let’s get fucking heaps of biff”

by Biffman April 10, 2021