bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012

Bent

Gay, homosexual. The opposite of straight.

"Tom sucked Caleb off, he's so bent"

by daddy100 May 1, 2019

Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017

Bent

A phrase used to notify someone they are attracted to the same gender.

You are very bent sorry I don't swing that way.

by Quisera_379 June 10, 2020

Bent-O-Ween

Halloween for bent people aka George Campbell

Yes bro you coming Frick Or Treating on Bent-O-Ween?

by Trussen February 13, 2024

Running Bent

Running a business in illegitimate ways for example:
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax

Your using that firm? I heard they’d been running bent John.

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

bent moon

(astronomy) a crescent moon 🌙 🌘 , either waxing or waning
2. A moon associated with Bart Simpson

Oh look dear! It's a bent moon!

by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023