Skip to main content

The Birds and The Bees

A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.
EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.

As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.

Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?
by K- Eazy September 8, 2015
mugGet the The Birds and The Beesmug.

Bee Anal

When you use honey as lube and stick it in the butt hole

To enhance you can buzz or use vibrator in your partner's ear
Perry the Platypus: Time to Bee Anal
Dr. Doofinshmirtz: *grabs vibrator*
by Thot#1 October 18, 2019
mugGet the Bee Analmug.

The Birds and The Bees

used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:

a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old

a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)

In other words, it should be avoided.
1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*

2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!
by REB7293_2223hfje November 2, 2020
mugGet the The Birds and The Beesmug.

Stupendous Bee

A young girl with many attractive traits.
She's beautiful, she's smart, she's so many things that she is just Stupendous.
by Crying Poet March 27, 2005
mugGet the Stupendous Beemug.

St Bees

St Bees is a place of harmony compared to the rest of Cumbria the chav population is far less. People always believe it is full of posh pricks but they are wrong it's just that most people that are in St Bees are smart
St Bees is a nice place
by Kevin 6969 August 3, 2019
mugGet the St Beesmug.

jonny bee

the name of a comic genius in the london comedy circuit, who often does sets on the "toilet circuit" before bands perform. the name has become a verb for a prank or trick on someone else.
A: Are you trying to jonny bee me?
B: Maybe...
by mad man no.27 July 3, 2006
mugGet the jonny beemug.

bee..yotch

Slang term often used as way to reference the word BITCH.
Tameka!I said git me one of 'dem seafood shits at da White Castle...BEE.YOTCH!!!
by Jean Stapleton July 14, 2003
mugGet the bee..yotchmug.

Share this definition