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The Frog is coming

When you have a pet frog and it escapes from its enclosure to kill you in your sleep
"Bro screw the fog is coming, we all know the real danger is the frog is coming
mugGet the The Frog is comingmug.

Frog Change

When ur fat mate Luigi is chatting shit but cant think of anything else to say
Tom: I swear ur dads like 94

Luigi: swear ur dads got his left elbow castrated with frog change

Tom: charge it
by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 13, 2022
mugGet the Frog Changemug.

Frog Money

The money that is left in a secret place, usually under a decorative outdoor frog, although can be anywhere the drug dealer says to put it.
Don’t forget to get your frog money before you go to MaShawns. She is a high class whore with expensive taste. .
by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019
mugGet the Frog Moneymug.

WiFi Frog

"WiFi Frog" refers to those people who jump in and out of Wi-Fi range, thus causing different kinds of nuisances like continuous "(User) logged in" "(User) logged out" messages from your chat client, etc...
"Hey WiFi frog, if you are driving, logout from (insert messaging client's name here)"

"Stop lying to me you are in the kitchen. you are a WiFi Frog now and the signal is strong in the kitchen"

"Hey WiFi frog .. get into stronger signal.. this SSH session to your laptop is going crazy!."
by Laxminarayan G Kamath A February 20, 2008
mugGet the WiFi Frogmug.

frogging around

A folksy, polite way of saying “farting around”.
We were just frogging around all afternoon with nothing to do.
by Kherj December 27, 2020
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CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG
My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.
by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021
mugGet the CONSTIPATED FROGmug.

Frog Honk

To grab a man by his balls, in a gentle yet assertive way.
Yo dude, I'm going to frog honk the shit out of you.

That guy over there has been frog honking himself all day long.

What a fucking frog honker.
by DirtySockPirate December 25, 2022
mugGet the Frog Honkmug.

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