Bargain Fart

When you trust a fart enough to let it rip but get more than you bargained for upon evacuation. i.e. Sharting

"Bro, NEVER rip one while you're squatting or you might get a bargain fart. "

by JonnyMacBook November 20, 2013

Hush Bargain

When a totally flustered male on the prowl for vagina at a chosen drinking establishment needs to quickly and efficiently:

A) "Seal the deal" with chosen female or
B) Move on by allowing uncommited female escape from situation, thus saving precious time for both parties.

Tell female a bathroom break is needed, but upon return, a drink or dance should be shared. Depart to restroom for no more than four minutes making sure to return to the same spot for confirmation of her interest, and your safe passage to victory.

Bro 1- "Dude hurry the fuck up with this chick, it's been like 30 minutes!"
Bro 2- "Hold the fuck on man, i'm working on it!"
Bro 1- "No fuck no, just hush bargain with her dude."
Guy to girl- "Hey, goin to the restroom, let's grab a drink or dance or somethin' when I get back."
Girl to guy- "Sure!" four minutes later...
Bro 2- "Bro! she bailed on me? what a bitch!"
Bro 1- "Fuck it, let's move on to the next."

by j.mar04 November 17, 2009

barganza

Another word for meaning big fat butt.

Oh, I fell on my BARGANZA!!

by Luke Witthoeft December 8, 2005

barge

A large American car, usually a sedan, seen as slow and boat-like.

Some guy's barge was taking up two parking spots at Kroger.

by ForksRun October 27, 2015

bargane

Bargainous. Thrifty. Of excellent value.

"99p for a bacon double cheeseburger? Man, that is so bargane!"

by Bonny Lad2 January 15, 2006

Bargle

To Bargle: To place one's face and/or Penile genetalia into the crack of a very large, yet not obese or fat, buttox, and proceed to move your face around and say, "Bargle Bargle Bargley Barglez"

Jordan: dude, what would you do if Kim Kardashian just took her pants off in front of you right now? like, what would you do?

Me: Well, I'd start off by giving her a good Bargling. After I Bargle her, i would Barglez her again just for TeH LuLz.

by xxHorseAssassinxx July 7, 2011

Bargument

A confrontation, physical or verbal, stemming from or taking place at an establishment that serves alcohol.

The drunk guy started a bargument with the bouncer and got dropped in the ally

by Tyler Durden December 3, 2003