doug bunch

1. Noun: Male genitalia in the uncomfortable and unintentional state of being tightly wadded or otherwise confined in a bundle-like shape, as inside form-fitting pants, swimwear, and bicycling shorts. (Cf. doug.)
2. Noun: Term for male genitalia employed by habitual wearers of inappropriately tight jeans.

He was caught behind a tree in the park excavating a doug bunch from the sweaty depths of his new skinny jeans.
Though generally harmless, certain extreme cases of doug bunch have caused victims to become Douglas.

by The Baroness von Schnitzel October 30, 2018

A Brunch of Queers

A large collect of queers in one place. Often seen in the wild with mimosas.

Example: murder of crows, Crash of rhinos.

A brunch of Queers were seen at the theater watching Mean Girls.

by ldigruccio March 31, 2022

hunchkin bunchkin

A well respected loveable attractive person who has a big penis.

Dude, look at that hunchkin bunchkin over there with that fire COCK!

by joshyyyyy poo March 31, 2022

Bottom Brunch

When you eat nothing all morning and afternoon so your insides will be clean for anal in the evening.

Being extra careful about what you eat throughout the day so you can have an enjoyable anal pounding in the evening.

When you excuse yourself from ordering food because you're eating bottom brunch

by SagesCared January 5, 2023

shelby dawn bunch

The name for a amazing and beautiful girl. She will never admit these things but deep down she knows she is. The girl that I love more than anything in the world. Love u Shelby My Queen

Shelby Dawn Bunch is an amazing and beautiful girl.

by DCCC SHELBY'S KING September 30, 2018

Tox my bunch

When you put your face in someone's balls. But you don't do anything. You just keep your face there.

Also, a made up phrase used to wind up posh students who want to learn slang to fit in at university.

He wanted to tox my bunch. I wanted my bunch toxed. It was a match made in heaven.

by Bob_the_4th April 9, 2019

Big Brain Bunch

A plural for the word Idot Big Brains.

Guy1: Hey, did you see those people?
Guy2: I think they were just a Big Brain Bunch.
Guy1: Oh, Ok.

by OlekThePeepian August 31, 2020