Cunt bacon

An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).

Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.

by T.E. Johnson July 7, 2008

Canadian Bacon

Ham

This Canadian bacon taste like ham!

Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}

HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!

by JakeSAUCE December 19, 2008

Kevin Bacon

a friend you know strictly through association so you'd have to list how you know them every time you introduce them. Like with the Kevin Bacon game.

Hannah, my friend's sister's former best friend from middle school's cousin's fiance, is strictly a Kevin Bacon, so I don't care she's pregnant.

by Kinko Vakowski April 9, 2006

bacon bitch

Any fucktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. These dickheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the bums around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.

See that bacon bitch hiding behind that tree there? He pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. Gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! My friend did say the bacon bitch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.

by i hate cops August 8, 2006

baconmobile

A police interceptor vehicle

Ford Crown Victoria, LTD
Chevy Impala, Caprice, Malibu
Chrysler Intrepid

by MC July 10, 2004

Baconnoisseur

An expert on Bacon.

Jack is quite the baconnoisseur.

by Zmoosk May 19, 2010

Baconfish

A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.

I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.

by bobthescubadivingsnail July 28, 2010