Dude #1: Dude, I F***ed with my Gardevoir in Emerald!
Dude #2: Dude, that's 29th Base!
Dude #1: I know!
Dude #2: Dude, that's 29th Base!
Dude #1: I know!
by I pwn u all July 04, 2010
M: I heard Gunnar and Kate went to eleventh base last night
S: Oh my gosh, did they survive?
M: I think Gunnar did, but he's lost his legs, and they had to pump 20kilos of Kate out of his stomach.
S: Oh my gosh, did they survive?
M: I think Gunnar did, but he's lost his legs, and they had to pump 20kilos of Kate out of his stomach.
by M&S Anti-Straight Police S&M March 02, 2009
Based Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on August 17th, the birth date of LIL B "THE BASEDGOD", the foremost patron saint.
by TYBG4EVA May 22, 2019
A group of highly swagged out individuals that usually smoke blunts together and go on adventures together. They're special talents include of giving buck fifties to trifilin' ass hoes, winning mad guap at ceelo and firing shots at certain SLIMES. This family is higly allergic to slimes so if you have any type of slime flu or sickness please stay away from them!
Tiara: "Hey look it's the based family can i be apart of it!"
The based family: "No we don't affiliate with slime's and smuts sorry"
The based family: "No we don't affiliate with slime's and smuts sorry"
by Agnes Brady December 10, 2011
Community Service Base. A holiday camp for criminals who are rewarded for actions such as beating someone up with a shovel or selling cocaine. The CS Base consists of an art room, a workshop, a DVD room and a CS yard where the participants are allowed to play around with paint and machinery like a nursery classroom. The CS Van commonly runs free days out to cut grass and stand around smoking weed.
Ned: I'm off to do my unpaid work order at the CS Base.
Taxpayer: I get paid £9 per hour for my work.
Ned: I get £80 a week from the dole and only do 6 hours of CS a week so I actually get £13.33 an hour tax-free for my unpaid work.
Taxpayer: I get paid £9 per hour for my work.
Ned: I get £80 a week from the dole and only do 6 hours of CS a week so I actually get £13.33 an hour tax-free for my unpaid work.
by binmunbruce August 30, 2019
When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.
by Dick Shannery April 14, 2019
The end all be all of bases. First you round up every great conqueror in history: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, etc etc Then you proceed to challenge them all to a deathmatch. But the thing is you're Jack Bauer. So instead you torture them for information on the next terrorist attack in Los Angeles and then proceed to rape them in the bunghole. Afterwhich you deficate/vomit/ejaculate/all 3 at once on each of their chests. Next you roll them all around in the gooey mess and again ask them what they know about the terrorist attack. When they fess up, you all do the mexican hat dance and circlejerk into a big sombrero. Just for kicks, you make all the historical figures drink whats in that sombrero. When its all said and done you send them back to their own time but not after making them admit that they are your little bitch. Jack Bauer never lets the terrorists win.
Guy 1: I just got to 36th base last night.
Guy 2: That's not even possible.
Guy 1: Yes it is you little bitch. Now tell me where the nukes are or its the mexican hat dance for you.
Guy 2: That's not even possible.
Guy 1: Yes it is you little bitch. Now tell me where the nukes are or its the mexican hat dance for you.
by Jack Bauer Made Me Admit To Being A Terrorist June 19, 2008