Granola Baring

Sexual intercourse or masturbation.

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."

by lolpinapples69 August 17, 2011

basking ridge

preppiest (and probably richest) suburb in new jersey. where the rich-of-the-rich and the preppy-of-the-preppy live. DMB and Coldplay echo through the streets and pink-and-green is worn in generous amounts (on both genders). See preppy and WASP

"Look at those guys sporting pink and green over there. They must be from Basking Ridge"

by so_true June 22, 2005

Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart

*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders

by T.I.M October 17, 2008

birkin bag

Large expensive travel bag, (famously produced by Hermes) which is too ugly to cost as much as it does.

Oprah cancelled her birkin bag order from Hermes. Ah, la French.

by lbell July 18, 2005

Barfing Penis

it takes action during sexual intercourse. When a woman deep throats a man so hard that she barfs on the males penis. The Barf runs into the penis hole and when he ejaculates cum, the bits of barf are returned back into her mouth, face, or body.

yo i heard your moms new nickname was the Barfing Penis... think you could hook me up?

by A big WAng December 15, 2008

fantasia barrino

An American Idol who should:
(1) Not be allowed to announce commercial breaks
(2) Not wear shoes to her performances

(1)Ryan Seacrest: "We'll announce who's cut..." (hands mic to fantasia)
Fantasia: "after the commercial... the break and all that good stuff"
(2) "I broke my shoe!"

by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005

South Barrington

Out of all the Barringtons, this is the most "new money" of them all. It also has the most wealthy Asians in Cook County and possibly the whole Chicago area. It seems like all the rich Asians from Schaumburg and Hoffman Estates are moving to South Barrington to get away from the Asians and Hispanics who are ONLY "upper-middle class".

Dude, have you been to South Barrington? It is so rich and unaffected by the recession that they might as well call it South Asia.

by northwestallday November 24, 2010