Barbitchsta

A barista that has had enough of your shit.

"Man, she was such a barbitchsta, I'm sure she spat in my drink."

by Golden0 September 11, 2016

Barbie

A fake ass bitch (friendship wise, not in looks or surgeries, morally unsound)
Not a loyal pal
Betrayer

She's so fake we call her Barbie

by Omg who gives a frick August 12, 2017

barbiste

The term 'barbiste' originated in 17th century France, in a city called Strasbourg. It was a name given to barbers who specialised in only one style of beards. This typically involved using a razor to shave the beard completely leaving only behind a curvaceous moustache. Over time, the term became associated with highly specialised employees with a narrow and limited skill-set i.e. synonym to One Trick Pony and antonym to Jack of all Trades.

Example 1:
Marie-Jeanne: What happened to your beard?
Malotru: I went to the barbiste and got this badass tache.
Marie-Jeanne: There's nothing badass about your 'tache' - you just look like any other creep with a moustache.

Example 2:

M. Gims: Did you hear about Charlotte from the Fragrance department? Apparently she got fired last week.
Brouteminou: No way! Was she the one that used to predict your baby's gender using a necklace?
M. Gims: No not her. It was the one that always matched her eyeshadow with whatever dress she was wearing. Well apparently she was just a barbiste after all - her only skill was spraying perfume in one direction.

by DoesSheEvenGoHere August 6, 2019

Bambinie's Bucket List

A more dangerous, dirtier, funnier version of the bucket list to do with your significant other.

Film a porno, fuck in a nightclub, get a tattoo together, stargaze with a joint.

"Do you guys have a Bambinie's Bucket List yet?"
"Yo, me and emily just crossed out anal on our Bambinie's List!"

by xannyem April 23, 2020

Barben

When something at a barbecue is garbage

This barbecue is Barben

by Buttman3435 March 31, 2021

barbie mental

Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.

Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental

I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.

by Glizzy_globler69 January 12, 2022

barbie-itis

the nicki minaj disease/infection. causes: close contact with nicki minaj in the roblox game survive nicki minaj in area 51

robloxian: i have barbie-itis
nicki minaj: yay

by cwalling all barbz January 23, 2022