gay bandit

when someone is so gay, that they come around you and steal your straightness

I was walkin by when that gay bandit carl came by me. Its his fault that im not as straight as i was 5 minutes ago.His presence made me gayer.

by mark August 18, 2006

Big Dick Bandit

Someone with a large penis. A phrase made Popular by the Drake/Lil' Wayne song "Im Going In"

"I'm just doing me and you could never understand. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowin' like a slit wrist no bandage." - Drake

by IHateMsSeversonAndMsRuelle April 4, 2010

BBC bandit

a person with a big black cock who has unprotected sex with a woman and runs when he relizes the girl is pregnant.

ben is the bbc bandit

by Kambrose March 28, 2007

Bandit

Bandit is an operator in the popular video game , Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. He is a well known meme because of his cut scene when you unlock him.

Damn, that guy is such a Bandit, he even did D R U G S

by Xx_MinecraftLetsPlayer69_xX May 26, 2017

arse-bandit

Faggot

Paul Eason is an arse-bandit

by Michael Pendriegh August 11, 2003

bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocalte sauce and Tea bag your buddy on the space between your nose and eyebrows,leaving a brown ring or bandit mask over your buddys eyes.

I bandit masked my roomate last night;Dude your a fag..

by smithers91 July 5, 2005

Banditing

Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.

Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...

by omigodlucy April 12, 2010