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Baltimore Cow Tipping

where you spartan kick fent folders in the inner city

(invented by strudwick)
Yoo bud, how about some baltimore cow tipping this weekend on skid row?
by mccutch11 July 10, 2025
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Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck
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Baltimore Pigeon

Noun; A corn dog (hotdog with cornbread surrounded it) covered in smegma (sometimes referred to a “framonda cheese”)
I’m hungry. I could really go for a Baltimore Pigeon
by GrandGoonwizard August 15, 2025
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Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
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Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.
Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.
Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...
by seachips January 24, 2025
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