Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
Get the Baltimore Front Porchmug. Badger: What is Baltimore compared to Detroit and Chicago?
HeavenlyFather: Baltimore is literally, S-Tier murder capital you will die. Welcome to PUBG
HeavenlyFather: Baltimore is literally, S-Tier murder capital you will die. Welcome to PUBG
by Nezha March 28, 2022
Get the Baltimoremug. **Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**
A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
Get the Baltimore Ear Dropmug. The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
by surfdog May 28, 2016
Get the baltimore bouncing bettymug. When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish
Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening
Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022
Get the Baltimore donkeypunchmug. by devydoodles August 9, 2023
Get the The Baltimore Handshakemug. Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)
by Kampełek December 12, 2023
Get the Baltimoremug.