Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 09, 2024
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baltimore teenagers

baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
hunt valley on friday night
jdance saturday night
towson mall all day sunday
those baltimore teenagers are wild.
by yo123yo January 17, 2018
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baltimore person

A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.
“That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”
by theovondictionary July 19, 2023
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Baltimore Zoo

Describing all the animals (people that act like animals) that live the city of Baltimore, Maryland.
Its going to be wild night in the Baltimore Zoo if the Ravens win the Super Bowel!

All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!
by sammgirl May 20, 2014
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Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish
Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
by Slevemcdichael September 18, 2022
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Baltimore

The city where you can't understand what people say.
Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)
by Kampełek December 12, 2023
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Baltimore

Badger: What is Baltimore compared to Detroit and Chicago?
HeavenlyFather: Baltimore is literally, S-Tier murder capital you will die. Welcome to PUBG
by Nezha March 28, 2022
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