Balloon girl

A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men

Oh god she’s checking him out. It’s probably a balloon girl.

by Mkb March 25, 2020

Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.

“Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”

by Super accurate description October 9, 2020

Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.

Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017

Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.

Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.

by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017

Dick Balloon

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.

Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon

by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018