A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it

"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"

by G. O April 21, 2016

coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010

Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.

Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.

by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023

balloon-gunning

The act of filling a balloon with the alcohol of your choice and chugging it.

Yo, did you see Tommy balloon-gunning those four beers last night?

by double_fist_those_ beers April 23, 2014

Flying Balloon

A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.

She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.

by MainGun April 21, 2019

Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.

Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival

by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018

Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.

If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate

by Sexydimma February 4, 2023