A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it

"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"

by G. O April 21, 2016

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Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.

If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate

by Sexydimma February 4, 2023

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Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications

Balloon-gate is coming soon.

by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023

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Unorthodox Balloon

Another word for a condom.

The Student Health Center provides free Unorthodox Balloons, so we won't run out of balloons for the party next week.

by quitedankly June 4, 2018

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Poopy balloon

When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.

I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.

by Jitamus October 10, 2021

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knotted balloon

The skin area that surround the actual butthole. Usually it is contracted but can expand if poop comes out or something is inserted. The pleasure sensation depends on the individual.

Dude I stuck a Alaskan dildo in by butt and my knotted balloon held it tight.

by Really real dude November 20, 2010

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