Poopy balloon

When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.

I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.

by Jitamus October 10, 2021

balloon-gunning

The act of filling a balloon with the alcohol of your choice and chugging it.

Yo, did you see Tommy balloon-gunning those four beers last night?

by double_fist_those_ beers April 23, 2014

Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.

Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival

by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018

Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.

“Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”

by Super accurate description October 9, 2020

Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

Balloon boy

The act of a male blowing into a women’s vagina almost like blowing up a balloon.

Ty blew into Dyllian’s vagina during sexy time and Dyllian said “what the fuck you Balloon Boy.”

by Lubejonesjr March 12, 2022

Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.

Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.

by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017