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badger

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."
by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005
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football badgers

A Euro 2004 Version of the popular site, badgerbadgerbadger.com.

Visit it at www.footballbadgers.com
Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, England! Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, Engand! Football, Football!

GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!
by Vanilla Coke Kid June 14, 2004
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dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.
"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"
by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008
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Never feed the badders pasta

Never feed the badders pasta because then hoes will eat at yours And then mine. hoes
Joe: never feed the badders pasta
Hoe: wtaf
by Skrrrr98 August 5, 2019
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bald badger

1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae

2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"

"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
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Money Badger

Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.

Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??

Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.

Jodi: Money Badger?

Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.

Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
by Matt-NM December 16, 2011
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Slot badger

Leave that kid alone ya slot badger!
by steve December 3, 2003
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