lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.

While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.

by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016

Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017

Queef Breath

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.

"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"

by Heyon July 11, 2016

beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

Ebola Breath

Breath that goes beyond stank. It smells like you're dying.

"Joey brush your teeth you have Ebola breath."

by Death by Breath August 18, 2018

Blunt Breath

The foul odor of ass and stale tobacco you have in your mouth after smokin a mean stogey or blunt

Homie: you Tryna go hit up some bitches?
Homie 2: Bruh go hit up that toothbrush real quick you got blunt breath

by Neeshyair December 14, 2014

Bowl Breath

The rancid stench that firms in a person's mouth after smoking weed (specifically a bowl or bong). It smells like a cross between cigarette breath and the terrible whiff of a NY sewer. It's especially worse when you're within close quarters of a person with bowl breath, whether its riding in a car or laying in bed 10 inches from your fucking face.

"Let me get a kiss goodnight, baby."

"Your bowl breath is so bad I literally want to punch you right now."

by klippel91 October 21, 2014