Brandy

One who shits in a luxury vehicle with total disregard to the fact thet they aren't taking a shit in a Saturn

Oh My God, That bitch just took a shit in my car!! What a total Brandy!

by Antdagoon December 22, 2010

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brandy

a girl who sends pictures of their boob to their boyfriends named JOEY! usually the COMMON name for WHORE, SKANK, BITCH, PUSSY, CUNT, 2-FACED, MOTHER FUCKER, EVERY CUSS WORD THAT IS BADDDD!

Brandy:hey joey do you want a picture of my boobs?
Joey:yeaaaaa send it to me on my phone!
Brandy: ok hold on got to get my boobs in the right position.
Joey:ok hurry before my friend gets the phone.
brandy:ok.
Joeys FRIEND:omg dude joey you just got a picture of brandys boobs on yor hpone your girl is a whore.
Joey:ughhhhhhhh brandy i told yout o send it faster.
Brandy:my bad.
Joeys FRIEND:now im goign to tell the whole school.
Joey:no dont i will have ot break up with her.
Joeys FRIEND: oh well.
joey:im brekaing up with her.
Joey: brandy babe i have ot break up with you.
Brandy: no its not my fault im a little UGLY ASS CUNT!

by pebble123 February 9, 2008

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Bland

One big freaking mess

Oh look there goes bland, what a mess

by An abitual line stepper November 30, 2004

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bandyret bonch

A typical rhyme as created by the one and only AEB, maestro of parrotrap productions. A typical 'bonch is a rhyme of anywhere from 2 to any number of lines, usually rhyming on alternate lines, but not always, and occasionally freeform non-rhyming verse. The content may be about anything, but usually contains obscure historical references, fragments of personal writings of others creepily stolen off of their webpages, perverse sexual references, and the obligatory autistic metaphors, similies, non-sequiturs, and allusions that make a bandyret bonch such a rich art form. An excellent example of one is as follows (this is in the form of a limerick):

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There once was a boner named speed,

Who straw an incredible screed,

he dank in the pop,

with a whizz and a lop,

and crew it all tooty and weed;

SUPERSEDE!
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Another form of bandyret bonch is the rap rhyme, usually quite rhythmic and also quite non-sensical to the average person. An example is as follows:

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poison, get your noise on,
away from this noisome
nuisance. Now, dance, dance,
pants yo' ants; zoo-e, crewy
too. Da bald man dance as
fast as France; did-n't
you wish you could, too?
(Toucan Sam, he's yer man!)
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(please note that this and all bandyret bonches are copyright 2005-6-whenever Parrotrap Productions, inc. and using one or more without permission from said organization (or at least giving proper credit as to author and publisher) gives them permission to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.)

person 1: "Only in L.A., a psychadelic day..."

person 2: "Ohohohohohoh Ohmygawd! You're starting my favorite bandyret bonch; I LOOOOOVE this one!"

by A card in the wind May 4, 2006

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