Clam Bandit

A bandit that eats clams. Also known as a lesbian.

The Red Room is full of clam bandits on ladies night.

by dtrax January 12, 2007

jesus bandit

A person who takes jesus statues from churches and sells them for money to other churches.

Mike always leaves he's house because he's a jesus bandit

by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008

Ass Bandit

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

by lovesmesumcake October 15, 2008

Swag Bandit

Someone who steals everyone else's swag.

Seth: Dude, wanna go blaze?
Max: Chup
Seth: That's my word you swag bandit!

by Scote69 March 17, 2011

BUKC Bandit

Demonstrating a high level of incompetence and banditry during BUKC races. BUKC Bandits are very annoying and usually knobheads who think they are Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button. They can not drive and usually end up causing multiple kart collisions resulting in shaken fists and wanker gestures.

That team from Huddersfield University are full of BUKC Bandits, it is like they have never driven a go-kart before either that or they have let a woman drive. This particularly applies to the one with the One Direction haircut.

by The BUKC Spy August 19, 2012

Banana Bandit

This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.

Aww fuck, Banana Bandits stole m' sammich!

by Cayk September 20, 2010

Cock Bandit

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.

Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)

by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006