assercise

A form of exercise especially geared towards women with big butts.

Geez, her butt is huge. She can really use some assercise.

by blueguitar69 August 18, 2007

Ausmerican

This term refers to Australians who mimic American traditions and culture, due to their own lack of culture.

You - "Hey, want to come to my Halloween party?"
Friend - "No! I'm not an Ausmerican."

by Wannabe American October 31, 2011

Half Asser

A person who always half finishes a job, chore or activity never seeing it to completion and complaining that they can't do it.

That girl started to distribute the fliers and threw the reset away and went home. She's a half asser!

by dkarez4u August 23, 2011

hashtag abuser

Instagram/twitter users looking for easy followers

#l4l #like4like #like4lik3 #f4f #follow4follow #followforfollow #followfriday #picoftheday #potd

That girl/guy is so follower hungry they're a hashtag abuser

by Kirky1995 August 4, 2014

Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009

assertive

too willing, clingy and appears wasy

Maggie was assertive in trying to hookup with Andy, because she tried to pull him over into the corner, he thought she was too easy, and didn't bother

by Maggibell May 25, 2005

assercastic

to be conceited without being serious
using sarcasm instead of seriousness when 'bigging yourself up'
if you are an assercast then you are conceited sarcastically
if you use assercasm then you actively are being conceited sarcastically

*sarcastic* 'oh, yes, coz im so god damn wonderful'

oh my god, that was so assercastic...

by lis.x May 12, 2007