Asshole

A human being (possibly non-human) incapable of giving two shits about anyone else.

An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up late to work consistently and yelling at someone when they confront you about it. Parrot

by Escuzi March 18, 2013

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

Asshole

A guy who doesn't give a fuck. Typically only cares if it's concerning him. Won't care if he hurts your feelings. Trusts none.

Look at Randy, he's such an asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings , but his own.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

asshole

Your girlfriend. Someone unfaithful and inconsiderate.

Chrystal is such an asshole man!

by willie leftwether April 16, 2011

asshole

a dual nun-chuck wielding Abraham Lincoln sorcerer (with a monacle)

youre an asshole
thanks!

by tsnpdd July 1, 2011

Asshole

You looking at one in the mirror.

Y'see, he's lookin' at an asshole.

by Roadhog October 15, 2012

asshole

someone who is full of shit... therefore they talk alot of shit and are usually hated after their daily enema

william is an asshole... he does nothing but lie!!!!!!!!!!

by rodeobaby! January 15, 2011