An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up late to work consistently and yelling at someone when they confront you about it. Parrot
by Escuzi March 18, 2013
Get the Assholemug. My neighbor is such an asshole.
by Carly Ford June 2, 2016
Get the assholemug. A guy who doesn't give a fuck. Typically only cares if it's concerning him. Won't care if he hurts your feelings. Trusts none.
by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017
Get the Assholemug. 1. We all have them. Hence we are all "Assholes".
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'
~ We're All Assholes ~
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'
~ We're All Assholes ~
by MissCheif August 13, 2016
Get the Assholemug. 
Get the Assholemug. by tsnpdd July 1, 2011
Get the assholemug. someone who is full of shit... therefore they talk alot of shit and are usually hated after their daily enema
by rodeobaby! January 15, 2011
Get the assholemug.