Sandwhich Artist

At 9.00 an hour, or whatever the states minimum wage is; literally a starving artist. Subway's way of trying to make poverty wages sound, "fun".

Son- " Mommy, why does that person smell like subway and dirty feet?" Mother- "That persons a Sandwhich Artist and cannot afford a place to live, stay away, you might get yeast infection."

by Wasian1988 September 3, 2016

Carsey Artist

Someone known for bottling it when it’s put on their toes. Often gives it all the big talk but when it comes down to it looks for a way out. Usually not an isolated event.

Yeah he’s a bad carsey artist Mo, Nult’s put it on his toes with this swimming race and he’s gone on the missing list again.

by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021

Mush Artist

Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.

That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.

Don't loan that mush artist any money.

by Boston_Larry June 27, 2013

artist statement

A writing from the artist that explains there work to some degree, usually fraught with words that they nor the viewer know. It does also typically include formal elements of the work, themes, and contextual information. More typically these statements of less than a page leave readers more confused than when they viewed the artists work, as the artist explains their work as if they were on LSD.

That artist statement is amazing, I can't even tell if I am a self-aware human being right now.

Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".

by punkrawkz7 May 23, 2012

Micro Artist

The new celebrity fashion to have a mini artist of their own, that can be wheeled out to perform on stage at weddings, bar mitzvahs and other occasions.
The latest fashion.

I saw Usher's Micro Artist the other day, Justin Beiber.

by Emzaleena March 5, 2011

Artist Block

When you can’t get an idea of what to draw or paint. Your mind is in a complete blank.

Every artist gets an Artist Block at some point in there life.

by Themostawesomekid June 21, 2020

Makeup Artist

A makeup artist is a person whose job is to apply cosmetics, e.g. to performers or models.

“Bethan is a makeup artist!”
“She is the best at applying makeup!”

by mroon23 July 12, 2020