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Artham

The nicest guy you could ever find and is the sweetest guy you would ever come across and can make u smile even if ur crying like there is no tomorrow
Dating an artham is the best feeling
by Obyo November 30, 2021
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King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.
T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks
by sk8a September 29, 2008
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uncle arthur

Is a fellow who loves life, a free spirit, tells it as it is and won't take no for an answer. loves the best in life. Propelled toward what he believes is right, will fight for the underdog. Totally hetero!!!!' Adores beautiful people of the opposite sex unendingly
Hey you know when it comes to Mel he acts like a real uncle arthur
by Skywatcher December 8, 2013
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john arthur

John Arthur,
this is the type of guy to search up the weird thing he does to check if it's relatable, but nobody does it, he's just weird. John Arthur feels foreign from the other Johns so he feels both unique ina good and bad way. His dick is a little under average, but huge when stroked.
by Dangling Balls April 21, 2020
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put on your pajamas arthur

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.
by ponytrekker February 1, 2014
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port arthur

1. Scene of the world's worst single gunman mass murder (37 dead), which took place in Port Arthur, Tasmania, Australia in 1996.

2. Australian equivalent of the Virginia Tech shooting, or to a lesser extent, Columbine High School Shooting.

3. Adj. To go completely insane or at least into an incomprehendable fit of anger filled rage

4. Verb. Act of extreme violence or anger
"Davo was so angry about his mrs cheating, he went completely Port Arthur on the other bloke"

"Mate, it's not that big of a deal, no need to be all Port Arthur about it."
by tuiyouju March 19, 2008
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king arthur

When a guy lays his cock and balls out on someone's face.
The balls need to be over the victim's eyes, and the dick needs to be laying over the nose and the mouth (if you can reach that far.)

The name comes from the fact that this will look like the victim is wearing a medieval mask/helmet, like King Arthur wore.
Oh man, when Daylon was passed out drunk, I gave him a King Arthur and took pictures. I left one in his pocket for him to find when he woke up.
by AGreen BHM January 15, 2006
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