chink in the armour

When your Asian friend pokes apart your brand new chinos.

Shane was left walking around covering his junk after his Iain gave him a chink in the armour

by Willo1987 July 20, 2017

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Under Armour

Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.

I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!

All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!

Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer

by GloseUpG December 3, 2015

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Armoured

Someone or something that has super powers and armor at the same time.

The armoured pandas are cute, yet they scare me.

by SullyPlays June 18, 2016

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chink in my armor

The chink that infiltrates your "armor", or society, with the intention of chinking it up, which is the verb form of the word "chink".

Damn, Gloria Ye really filled my dick with STD's, she was a real chink in my armor.

by Kashil Nedyevan May 8, 2008

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Chocolate Armor

1. The shit that is on a women's chest. Usually caused by a chocolate coat of arms.

2. The fecal matter which has been spread upon a womens big busty breasts as a result of a chocolate coat of arms.

Well Becky, that is a nice looking Chocolate Armor you've got there. Jonathon did a nice job with that chocolate coat of arms!

by Wasted Dub S.A.M. June 14, 2008

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