She does not care about herslef, but only for herslef. She is not very rich. She looks like a bunny and a goldfish. Her favorite drink is pee. This is why her hair is so yellow. She is pretty popular but only for her male sources. She is also pretty poor. And fugly. Everyone secretly hates her and she hides her feelings. When people say mean stuff about her she acts like she does not care although she really does. Her style is aesthetic but yet still all over the place and ugly. She is the fakest and sassiest person you will ever meet. Try to avoid her!!! She is partly german and american.
Nerd: “Hey, did you make out with Alexa last night?”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
by Geile Chick February 25, 2019
Get the Alexa mug.shes a girl that (will most likely) look like peppa pig but dont worry beacuse she CANT SNORT she has so many abilities for example:
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
"alexa is so naive that she doesnt know what booty call means"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
by MR. steal your dog February 27, 2019
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The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's kind, funny, and cute. You get lost when you look into her eyes. She doesn't have many friends, but loves those who are her friend. Her smile will make your day no matter what. She is such a great person that you feel like nothing else matters. All in all, she's the greatest girlfriend a guy can have.
by Joseph Mussolini May 1, 2019
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by Hackergang67r September 12, 2019
Get the Alexa mug.She is one of the best and toughest girl you can ever find, nice and caring. She can be one good person to talk to, she is definitely somebody you want to dance and somebody you talk too.
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