Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.

Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.

by OfficeCreeper January 20, 2012

Alabama Sprinkler

A sex act that involves pushing a man's penis into the intake hole of a siphon and pumping the siphon, thus sucking him off. When he cums, the other partners kids run through the cum like a garden sprinkler

I had a hot date with my cousin last weekend. We went back to her place and she gave me the old Alabama Sprinkler.

by MeatPopsicle69 May 31, 2021

Alabama Hicky

When you slap a persons neck as hard as you can

Oh shut dude! Why the fuck did you give me that Alabama Hicky? It hurt!

by HNDdriven January 12, 2018

alabama loogie

When your getting head and bust in your partners nose, ten they snort it into their mouth like a loogie and can either spit it or swallow.

Tito accidentally came in Tias nose so she Alabama loogie it

by Man juice 8176 January 17, 2018

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 06, 2019

Alabama Poet

Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.

They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.

by Sir Leslie Patterson July 21, 2015

Alabama Tango

The act of getting revenge on your dad by impregnating your grandmother and making you child his half sibling.

My dad fucked my sister again, time to alabama tango him again.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021