Alabama Drift

A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.

Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.

The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan

by Heretical Mind July 13, 2023

Alabama Hicky

When you slap a persons neck as hard as you can

Oh shut dude! Why the fuck did you give me that Alabama Hicky? It hurt!

by HNDdriven January 12, 2018

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

Alabama Wasp

When you're having sex and you "jack off", but leave your thumb out so you finger her while you're masturbating.

My girlfriends said she wouldn't let someone penetrate her until she was married to them. So I just did the Alabama Wasp

by fakkinshet August 27, 2013

Alabama Jailbreak

When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly

“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”

by WildWolf May 6, 2022

alabama bush

When you light a girls pussy hairs on fire and put it out with your tongue

Lick the cat perform the Alabama bush

by Jay Ter July 31, 2016

Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.

Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.

by OfficeCreeper February 6, 2012