morales of an alley cat

People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.

“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate

by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024

Alley Salad

(Noun.) Vomit.

Last time I saw Mike, he was outside tossing alley salad.

by Yozlet November 18, 2009

Alley oops

When getting a blowjob on the sly and at the moment your about to shoot she get startled, reaches up with her hand to wipe her mouth you blow on her hand and she wipes on emptied ball juice her mouth!

John; Hey ya see that girl mad dogging me?
Joe; the hot blonde?
John; yeh! She's got heat cause she caught my alley oops last night at the club!

by Whistlethat May 21, 2017

Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.

"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.

by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 8, 2017

Alley

the most perfect girl anyone can ever have, she is sweet, lovely, mesmerizing and adorable.

guy 1: i love my girl, i call her my alley

guy 2: there is nothing better than an alley

by Heightsyyyyy December 11, 2021

back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.

Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.

by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016

Alley Whore

Similar to an Alley Slut or Gutter Slut/Whore...

Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.

An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.

Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.

Guy 1: "Look at this Alley Whore, she's such a slut."

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."

by FairyDustEveryWhere April 19, 2018