Adam

The most fucking faggot of the faggots in the entire universe. He fucks his mother and pig every day and afterward always posts Alabama posts. He is the admin of Alabama page. He drinks his cum. He is so fucking fat that when he sits on Big Ben, he thinks it's just a mattress. He jerks off to his grandma. His best roast is Alabama 100.

Arsen: Hey Adam, my mom was just released from the hospital.
Adam: Alabama 100.
Arsen: Shut the fuck up you Fortnite Gameplayer Supersuccer.
Adam: eats his grandfather's dick and dies

by Anonymous Luntik May 6, 2019

The Adam

See Adam Pascal. Rock singer who originated role of Roger in Rent

I just saw The Adam in concert the other day! Damn is he hot.

by liz topaz June 11, 2006

Adam

if you meet an adam, keep him. you will discover that he is outrageously talented, smart, amazing, funny and very handsome. he’s very quiet but has a beautiful smile. his smile and his eyes express more then his actions and his words. this boy is someone who will make your hard days so better with his humor. he’s a keeper.

“oh that guy looks so bitchy”
“no that’s adam, tf?”

by kay <33 April 7, 2023

Adam

Adam is a massive faggot batty man virgin which will do anything to get a negative reaction out of you. He most likely plays Fortnite in his mams basement.

Me: GG man better luck next time
Adam:Nah mate, you fucked up
Me:huh, what do you m-
*gets ddos ed

by BorrisMcMorris December 28, 2019

Adam

A sweet, funny, attractive and kind-hearted guy. Although you're not lucky enough to be his girlfriend, you still appreciate his awesomeness.

Boyfriend: "I love you, babe."
Girlfriend: "Aw, I love you too! You're such an Adam."
Boyfriend: "That's so kind of you!"

by SwagPotatoXD January 10, 2015

Adam

Adams are the best guys you’ll ever meet! They are really outgoing and fun, they’re very creative, cute and immensely sexy. They have the most gorgeous eyes you’ll ever see and the cutest smile EVER!! If you’ve got one in your life don’t let go of them because your very lucky! They are very forgiving for the ones they love and don’t make war but create peace.

If you have one in your life (friend or boyfriend or family) then becarful, although they are forgiving, they get upset easily. They are the best people on this planet and also the best kissers.

They are practically perfect in every way (like Marry Poppins)

Girl: Have you seen that super sexy cute Guy over there staring at you??!
Girl: Yeah that’s my boyfriend Adam, please stop checking him out

by Sweetie2203 June 30, 2018

adam

Best human to walk this planet.

Great teeth.

Sassy Mother fucker.

"Hey, do you know where Adam is? "
"No, but I wish he was here?"

'Sames."
"I love Adam"

"Me too."

"KEY CHANGE!"

" Yay! Adam's here"

" How bloody good is Adam!!! "

by fitzsy88 July 5, 2016