flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

by Nora & JP August 31, 2008

Asshole Fever

Having the Asshole Fever most often refers to wishing and dreaming of inserting the penis into the rectum. The term Asshole Fever can also include other sexual acts involving the butt hole, including but not limited to anilingus and fingering.

Yes! My Asshole Fever desires are being quenched! The time has come to fuck Regina's pretty little asshole. She screams like crazy as she gets drilled in her ass.

by fargo123 November 4, 2008

A bowl of assholes

Very foul breath, smells awful. morning breath. Sleeping to close to the crack.

Man what did you eat? Your breath smells like a bowl of assholes.

by Ringleader 615 December 12, 2005

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

Ramen Noodle Asshole

When you eat ramen noodles and don't chew very well, then it comes out of your ass still in noodle form.

Dude I was up all night with ramen noodle asshole

by The ManOnMan April 26, 2009

Shirtless Profile Asshole

Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.

More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.

Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?

When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.

by mad genius December 8, 2010