assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

Asshole

Central point of the rectum, arrogant, jerk, rude, tool shed, self centered, bigot, most commonly known as a Jack Livingston.

"Hey, I'm Jack" "You're an asshole!"

by whereismytiger August 27, 2013

Asshole

A dumass that kicks you in the ass when you walk by him.

You running into the classroom and you walk by him hi is gonna smash you balls and youre asshole

by dunnel February 24, 2013

Asshole

A human being (possibly non-human) incapable of giving two shits about anyone else.

An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up late to work consistently and yelling at someone when they confront you about it. Parrot

by Escuzi March 18, 2013

asshole

Your girlfriend. Someone unfaithful and inconsiderate.

Chrystal is such an asshole man!

by willie leftwether April 16, 2011

asshole

a dual nun-chuck wielding Abraham Lincoln sorcerer (with a monacle)

youre an asshole
thanks!

by tsnpdd July 1, 2011

Asshole

You looking at one in the mirror.

Y'see, he's lookin' at an asshole.

by Roadhog October 15, 2012