Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul
by Rice1303 September 10, 2016
Get the TGIF Alcoholic mug.When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.
Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020
Get the edgy alcoholic mug.Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012
Get the Alcoholic's Logic mug.When a whole carton of beer or a bottle of spirits is dropped and smashed. People will often step away from the contaminated zone and only the generous will assist the victim to clean up and provide a new stock of booze (such assistance will render the victim dependent on the aid provider).
It can lay waste to a party, leaving people with thousand yard stares and in a state of dispair. Rare event, causes shock, uncertainty and fear. Can start arguments. Alcohol rationing can result. If no rationing can lead to 'haves' and 'have nots'.
A single occurence at a party will seriously affect the party. A second occurence can be catastrophic and end said party. It can even cause people to go straight home and not venture out further. In extreme occurences, it can lead to people curtailing their future social activities.
It can lay waste to a party, leaving people with thousand yard stares and in a state of dispair. Rare event, causes shock, uncertainty and fear. Can start arguments. Alcohol rationing can result. If no rationing can lead to 'haves' and 'have nots'.
A single occurence at a party will seriously affect the party. A second occurence can be catastrophic and end said party. It can even cause people to go straight home and not venture out further. In extreme occurences, it can lead to people curtailing their future social activities.
Jane: hey Tommy, what was the party like last night?
Tommy: horrible, I don't want to talk about it.
Jane: why not?
Tommy: some idiot knocked over the table with all the spirits on it. All of the booze was gone in an instant. It completely wrecked the party. People were looking at each other, like, what happened? how did this happen? what the fuck are we gonna do now? horrible
Jane: what a clutz. Sounds like a hiroshima of alcohol, best that you get out of there
Tommy: horrible, I don't want to talk about it.
Jane: why not?
Tommy: some idiot knocked over the table with all the spirits on it. All of the booze was gone in an instant. It completely wrecked the party. People were looking at each other, like, what happened? how did this happen? what the fuck are we gonna do now? horrible
Jane: what a clutz. Sounds like a hiroshima of alcohol, best that you get out of there
by Fist of fury August 31, 2013
Get the hiroshima of alcohol mug.A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.
--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."
--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"
--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"
by mcg123 November 22, 2011
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by bloodypussy August 25, 2011
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