hentai addict

hentai addict is you, A.K.A a person addicted to watching hentai. hentai addiction is one of the most dangerous diseases known to man kind.

hey You! yeah, you. you should be ashamed of yourself you hentai addict!

by Rizzie mc.rizz February 1, 2023

dick addiction

when you are obssesed with sucking dick; and do not gain any talent at all as your numbers go up. Most of the time its compared to rusty nails or needles.

Gina sucked my dick last night and it was really bad, I wish someone would just cut my dick off right now. Jenna has a bad dick addiction, and i wish i would have just slamed in in the door.

by Joooeeee Coooooool January 23, 2009

Myspace Addict

A complete loser who has about 3 friends in real life but has a friend list of 5,000 on Myspace, and messages the few friends they do have to try and make onlookers think that their life is cool and/or interesting.

Awesome!111Gothgurl: "OMFG JENNY!!11 I saw u at teh gothconcert last night and u looked so hawt! Isn't being a myspace addict teh r0x0rz?!?!"

Punksk8rGirl: "Omg ya!!!11 We rox, because we can send these messages when it is quicker to just go next door and talk 2 eachother!!!11"

by Reuben Hood December 15, 2008

phone addict

often teenage and 20 something girls but can also be males, phone addicts are those people at a party or gathering they should be enjoying themselves at but instead are obsessed with their phone missing out on life, often placing themselves in a near impenetrable bubble. These addicts require the help of a friend, preferably a friend without a phone in their hand, who can teach them how to enjoy life.

"hello?.....hello?....pshh. phone addict.."

"oh haha what was that?"

by kid ak August 23, 2014

bottle addict

an offensive term for an alcoholic, whether it's a current alcoholic or a recovering one.

it's okay, even if you are going to be seen as weak by others in society, to be a bottle addict and bravely ask for the help you deserve

by Sexydimma April 5, 2015

The Plastic Addict

A hilarious set of videos on YouTube showcasing only the worst and most inappropriate Transformers toys, hosted by TJ Omega.

This has been The Plastic Addict. I stay addicted so you can stay away.

by Kaymactimus August 11, 2010

streisand addict

A person obsessed with anything and everything having to do with Barbara Joan Streisand. Sings a song from her at least once a day and tries to donate his or her time to anything Barbra-homepage is probably www.barbrastreisand.com or www.simplystreisand.com

streisand addict: "OMG was she amazing or what?"
anonymous:"Yeah she does have a pretty good voice and she is a very good actress'
streisand addict: "You mean like the best actress in the world-and the best singer!!"
anonymous:"Uh yeah..I guess-why are you hugging your lingerie?"
streisand addict: "There not mine there Barbra's I bought them online for $600.00-and (begins to weep)-it was worth every penny".
anonymous: (starts to walk back very slowly)

by streisand fan-(not addict) August 4, 2009