Get the Toteemug. when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)
HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!
by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010
Get the totes squaremug. (skrəʊt - toht)
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013
Get the scrote-totemug. 
When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.
It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
by TotesBellig April 3, 2011
Get the Totes Belligmug. Slang for a gang member.
by ELIJAHAJAHAJKAHJ! February 22, 2024
Get the Totemug.