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Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.
Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.
by Wood Knee January 13, 2008
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grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.
Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.
by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022
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Friend Sponge

Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.
When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.
by theduckie13 January 11, 2010
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Sponge hole

A sponge hole is a shit home-made flesh light made from a rubber glove a sponge and a plastic cup
Person1:Man Elijah s sponge hole is fucking awesome!
Person2:you fucking used his?
Person1: yeah
Person2:what the fuck
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.
Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory
by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023
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bum sponging

Being a leech and soaking up all of someone else's resources.
"You be bum sponging off my whole family"
by BumSponger1 May 15, 2014
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