Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

personality partner

Someone, typically unattractive to you, whom you are dating or hooking up with for their personality alone.

Person 1: Why are you dating him? He’s so ugly.
Person 2: Oh, I know. He’s a personality partner.

by anon7752 September 13, 2023

Training partner murderer

You swing and miss Joe?

Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

Silent partner

Investors that provide companies financial support but aren't involved in day-to-day operations and don't participate in management tasks. As a result, they can potentially lose their entire investment—but typically no more.

He has set up two profitable businesses although he is now a silent partner in one of them.

by @marie1737 April 6, 2024

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

Prius partner

One who doesn’t mind driving or having a Prius delivered up to 500 miles as the crow flies for a great deal on a new or used Prius.

Wow! You’re from Doylestown, Pennsylvania? How’d you make it up to Michigan?

I’m a Prius partner.

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021