When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
by Merk Colasserone May 08, 2013
Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.
by amazingguy1234 February 09, 2017
A joke within the Alexander Ludwig and/or the Hunger Games fandom. Alexander Ludwig frequently tells his fans to "Stay Crispy" via twitter, as he does with the term "Liv it up"
by StayinCrispy May 12, 2012
When a woman has not washed her vagina in days and a pale yellow crust forms in the waves of the pubic hairs.
"That was a tasty crispy taco!"
by Abby76543 July 07, 2006
Definition:
The deuce a.k.a. The coffee kids a.k.a. The fat load a.k.a. The jeffersons a.k.a. A turd
Background:
A particularly vile, stringy, and bulbous turd was found residing in a house toilet. It was referred to as 'the fat crispy' in what was a swift burst of genius by Neil.
The deuce a.k.a. The coffee kids a.k.a. The fat load a.k.a. The jeffersons a.k.a. A turd
Background:
A particularly vile, stringy, and bulbous turd was found residing in a house toilet. It was referred to as 'the fat crispy' in what was a swift burst of genius by Neil.
by Neil Sarkar October 13, 2004
When a whole lot of gay guys get together and jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit with all the man butter inside.
by beta917 April 16, 2010
talking to the extent that you are yelling at a non-fly bitch. non-fly being a person that may be a stupid as motha fucka.
Yo i dont like your crispy talking you are saying to me. please settle that shit down before i shank you bitch.
Yo i was crispy talking to dis mudda fucka and he crispy talked back. i dont like that so i busted a cap in that cracka
Yo i was crispy talking to dis mudda fucka and he crispy talked back. i dont like that so i busted a cap in that cracka
by Preston Sierra January 11, 2008