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Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.
Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.
by Coomercrap February 7, 2022
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booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.
"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"
by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012
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front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.
OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.
by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019
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The Sponge Lord

The best YouTuber ever , beware poodiepie , our Lord is coming for ur big pp 😳
Person 1 :"Hey have you heard of the best YouTuber ever(the sponge lord)
Person 2 : " yeah , PewDiePie right?"
Person 1 : " here I go killing again "
by Daddy_sponge February 14, 2021
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Piss sponge

Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.
I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.
by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022
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Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob
derrick: im faded off sponge bars
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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