People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.
Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
by jaymo93 September 20, 2020
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Get the Nova mug.When a motorist wants to make a turn at an intersection, and is in the farthest opposite lane from the direction she needs to turn, and so cuts across 5 lanes of traffic to do so. The name comes from Northern Virginia, where drivers frequently make this sort of maneuver due to talking on the phone or applying makeup.
Today's commute sucked, I had to wait through two extra cycles of the light because some woman pulled a Nova turn and made everyone miss the light
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Get the Nova Turn mug.A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.
Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.
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She is a force to be reckoned with and will perservere over any obstacle or challenge she finds to be obstructing along her journey of self realization.
She is a guiding light full of inherent wisdom and brilliant honesty.
A beautiful soul with stunning looks, charm and charisma.
Fiercely loyal; often with long dark hair, flawless olive skin and glowing green eyes that can penetrate deeply into one's core...bringing forth thier most primitive of desires. She will use such persuasion to her ultimate advantage serving herself and the world around her in the most genuine of ways.
A special and unique gift to the world that could never go unnoticed or unappreciated.
Should you encounter such a person consider yourself lucky if any amount of attention is payed your way, for Nova Veda will not waste her time with foolish lies or distraction. She is well aware of who she is and will never be led astray. The apple of many an eye...a true muse never to be captured, only adored from afar.
She will find love many times but will always feel as though there is more waiting to be discovered and divowerd.
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Nova Veda will always be "the one that got away" ; the source of my greatest joy yet also deepest grief ... as is the way of the world
Nova Veda will always be "the one that got away" ; the source of my greatest joy yet also deepest grief ... as is the way of the world
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