Local 58

A normal news channel with nothing suspicious on it.

I really love Local 58. It really makes me want to take a drive in the dead of night. And my destination is behind me. It's getting closer.

by Stupid dumbass motherfuckercum March 03, 2022

Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019

union local

Union Local is the home of the Jets and is in the Ohio Valley. Union Local is the best place in the world. They are in the category between awesome and just plain B.A. They are arch-rivals with the most douche bag school named St.Clairsville.

Union Local has the hottest girls and guys in the Ohio Valley.

by St.C sucks balls January 27, 2016

southie local

Once you live in south boston aka southie aka god's country for more than 10 years you become a "southie local" or a "local" for short.

If you move out to say Randolph the timer resets. However, once you hit 10 years you can move in and out as you please an not lose your local status.

Dan Kelly loved living in Randolph Mass and will gain his southie local status in 2025.

by CraigOry69N!ceE June 16, 2020

local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.

Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.

by xXMorgasmicXx September 20, 2020

local lingo

The local slang in an area

I'm going to London! I need to learn the local lingo!

by Jessica Hannah April 16, 2017

local mop bucket

Where all the kewl kids hang at the KKK (Kewl Kids Klub)

Daddy Dave, the cunt: Are you coming out tonight?
Sexy Steve: Yeah, I'll meet you at the local mop bucket sweetheart Dave McGurdeyson ;)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Ohayeeeeee see ya there baby
Both: White power, the cunt.

by DaddyDarecareKennedy, the cunt January 13, 2018