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Weak linking

Verb. To intentionally add a poor policy, person, protocol or machine into a system for the purposes of sabotage
Indra just recommended a poor engineer to Tom so she can weak link his team and beat them at the company retreat

Jyn's father worked with the Alliance so he could weak link the Death Star on purpose for the Rebel Alliance

The party blew up over a row about affirmative action when Shino said it's weak linking the workforce for political gain
by neoLinguistomorph October 1, 2018
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shady link

a link that is really suspicious, and probably could steal your IP address
don't click any 'shady links' sent to you

yes, some of them look normal, but they are actually fake links
dont click any shady links sent to you!
by i read snacks October 31, 2020
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Creep Link

-Noun
A link sent for the purpose of showing a picture to someone of another person that is physically attractive. (Done through facebook primarily.)
Yeah? Send me a Creep Link, lemme see how hot she is.
by RamJamJoe January 17, 2011
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link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.
I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.
by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014
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555 link

a link pointing to page that is 404 (not found) or a page which is not what it is supposed to be.
i was warezing the other day and every link i clicked was 555; no software, all pr0n and penis enlargments.

wikileaks posted a link to some damning scandal pictures but by the time i read the page all the links were 555.

rick rolling

this example has to include 555 link (even though 'link' is implicit). : )
by turbandic October 29, 2011
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link trauma

Link trauma is the sense of unease that comes from viewing a link that leads to content that is shocking, obscene, and/or disgusting. It tends to result in the need for both eye bleach and immediate browser history clearing.
fluffybunnies: OMG, i have the worst link trauma right now

asstard2000: wtf? what happened?

fluffybunnies: some asshole linked me to some heinous japscat! what has been seen cannot be unseen!

fluffybunnies: GAHHHH!
by tentaclebombs October 16, 2009
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System Link

When you and your significant other align your nipples and press them together.
"Last night Janice and I system linked. It was sweet."
by sometingwong January 20, 2017
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