grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009

Gripping the goblin

Wacking it

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016

roach grip

The roach grip is when one is smoking either a joint or a bluntand the roach has become too small to hold normally so you take your middle finger and your thumb instead of your index finger and thumb and make it so the roach is facing towards the palm of your hand. The roach grip allows you to smoke more of the joint/blunt in your hand(which in my opinion is more enjoyable) instead of in a bowl or roachinator.

Jit: Dude the joints so small I can't hit it.
Stoner: Bro use the roach grip.

by JBader420 March 12, 2011

Parry Grip

An epic internet singer. He is known for singing funny songs and also known as Devin Townsend.

Devin Townsend is also known to reside in Daly City, CA but was originally from Canada.

Parry Grip=Devin Townsend

by Neon Pegasus December 6, 2018

a grip of shit

A large amount of material possessions with no value to others.

"I've got a grip of shit to move to my new place."

by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015

alligator grip

When someone has the suction similar to the mouth of an alligator when giving head, this is called alligator grip. Similar to gorilla grip

1: How was that head last night?
2: Amazing!!! She sucked so hard she had that alligator grip!!!

by user_50067993 June 16, 2023

Hogue Grip

A reverse Dutch Rudder with an inverted grip. A person hold's a man's penis with the thumb and pointer finger at the base of the shaft while the receiving man moves the gripper's arm up and down.

For a fresh take on the Dutch Rudder try the Hogue Grip

by MasterofmyD October 27, 2015