Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

Couple Goals

Merrick and Lauren, they will get married and they are the best couple to ever exist

Wow couple goals

by mr20% November 20, 2021

Goals

Two or a group of people who inspire other according to what they do for example an Instagram picture could be goals.

Heidi and Anisa are bestfriend goals.

by Sidechick August 28, 2017

Expert Goal

this highest goal in Diner Dash and many other casual downloadable games

Woo Hoo, I got expert goal on the last level of Diner Dash!

by 50%Cat October 30, 2011

Couple Goals

Alyanna and Damian

Alyanna and Damian are such couple goals

by i_got_a_future_milf September 15, 2021

Couple Goals

Yusuf and Naima

Yusuf and Naima are Couple Goals, they’d make an amazing couple.

by heylol666 October 4, 2021

My goals are beyond your understanding

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.

Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025