College Massage

A vigorous kneading or rubbing of one person's body, most frequently the shoulders and back, by the hands of a friend or acquaintance. Usually exchanged between college or high school students with seemingly platonic motivations. Sometimes preceded by a light comfort stroke of reassurance.

Joe: "Boy, you look sore, Sarah. Why don't I help relax those achy muscles?" <Moves to place his hands on her shoulders>
Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."

by TUnit March 31, 2008

college block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting into college
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's admission into college

(n.) Since we both wanted to get into Brown, Bob (and his high SAT score) acted as a college block to my ambitions.

(v.) Bob college blocked me by telling the Brown admissions representative/interviewer that I had cheated to get through high school.

by lolwutgg February 8, 2010

chain college

a college that has multiple campuses, much like a chain-restaurant

Person 1: I think I'm going to apply to JWU.

Person 2: Don't, it's a chain college. You're better off going to community college.

by hahahahahahno2326 January 22, 2012

Chill College

Taking a vacation in college while paying for tuition.

Man bro, I'm tired of all these exams. I'm about to just go to Chill College and just relax my way there.

by BP21 August 27, 2011

College of the Streets

When someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets.

My best friend went to Harvard but I graduated from the College of the Streets.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

Winchester College

A once great school that has since become overrun with members of the homosexual community as well as plenty of Ethnics. If you are lucky you may still be able to meet the odd boy who has roots with the aristocracy but most when asked thier name will reply wong, wang or wing. The old money and the new money have been at war now for years but they can all agree on the hatred of JWC and the headmaster

Are those the Winchester College homosexuals

by timmyhands April 12, 2023

college applications

1. a lovely way to waste tens of hours writing essays for schools you will not attend in case the school you will attend doesn't accept you
2. a reason to want to die

I thought senior year would be fun, but mostly its just college applications and sadness.

by Lightning McThleen December 14, 2018