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Rachel

A really funny girl who loves to make up really stupid inside jokes. A Rachel is someone who tells one girl all your secrets😒 But if you do have an inside joke with her, she’s really funny to laugh with. She makes doin of you in a way you can’t talk back too. All the boys love her as a friend and she thinks she’s everything. A Rachel try’s to prove she’s right ALL THE TIME!! But most time it’s just us, the normal people, being dumb 😂 But at most time she’s really nice and funny. Luv you Rachel😉
Me:Isn’t the answer 52?
Rachel: no it’s 62, Chloe isn’t it 62?!
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Rachel

1) Man this girl was such a Rachel. 2) Fuck Rachel!
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Rachel

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the f*ck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the f*ck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to f*ck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the f*ck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch watch I'm coming to f*ck you up cause you got me fucked up gonna sit up there and try to do that little aundry was shit bitch you aundry since the first day
LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER! - RACHEL
Damn she’s such a rachel

*guy with towl on his head* “This is to rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch...”

“He’s acting like a rachel for tik tok” - boomer
“OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH”
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Rachel

The most amazing girl you can meet. Rachel can make your day better in a blink of an eye, every time your around her she makes you feel warm inside and she always so sweet and nice
by Toasterboy322 May 14, 2018
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Rachel

an amazing girl who loves photography, nature, she is very down to earth, cares for people more than herself, and will do anything for her loved ones. she may seem a bit naive at first but once you get to know her, you’ll love her. loves the rain and cold weather. she always smells of good perfume , has beautiful beach hair. She typically has brown hair, dark brown eyes, tan, and a nice ass! she has the most outgoing personality, she is always laughing or smiling. she is such a rad girl who loves to try new things. she’s such a badass!!!!! although don’t get on her bad side, she will plot revenge and make your life a living hell. she has a wild imagination and creative thoughts. she loves following trends and trying to fix in. if you have a Rachel in your life, never let her ago. you will never meet anyone like her. EVER.
Have you met Rachel yet?!
No, why?
She is a total badass!
by edgybitches190 December 21, 2018
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Rachel

Rachel of the McDonell variety. She is the best friend a girl and gay guy could ask for. Great fashion sense, awesome at art, and owner of the cutest dog.
Is a hater of the music on the Beauty and the Beast main menu on the dvd. She was saved by one Jessica Newman.
Is not currently in ownership of a Tron suit or a Identification Disk/Frizbee.
Rachel has a very good taste in music and is very influential of others taste in music.

Some might refer to her as "Harry Potter" as she has a "scar" on her forhead just like Harry. She also has similar glasses that are pink and equal in awesomeness.
Jess: Hey Tristan, isn't Rachel awesome?
Tristan: Yeah, she is. She is the best friend I could ask for!
Jess: I know right!
by some one anonymous. November 22, 2009
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rachel

An amazing, magnificent, truly inspiring, young, white jewish woman who's splendid personality is admired by EVERYONE
by rsunshine October 21, 2010
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