Two-in-the-Goo

Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.

Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.

This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.

by Hezath September 21, 2020

Two uniforms

When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door

There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped

by Nvious September 23, 2020

Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.

Well at least you got two and a BBQ.

by Keno master October 2, 2020

Two-step nigga

A person who deceives others into thinking they’re somebody they’re not.

Ayo Reggie, you see that two-step nigga Clyde talkin about getting the bitches?

by Jdog333 October 6, 2020

Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.

Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.

by yayy1212 October 15, 2020

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

by bbbasic October 18, 2020

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012