taking the wreck

A Phrase that emplies some one is joking about or taking the piss.
This term was not created by Sam O'riordan and has existed for many many years.
Keneth thought i was being serious, but i was totally taking the wreck.
by Robert Mcoobie the 2nd July 08, 2009
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Take it back on they asses

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.
Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.
by Cooter pants March 10, 2007
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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 April 23, 2016
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taking inven

taking inventory
managing ones inventory
im taking inven
by EnderSand June 08, 2024
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Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office
"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"
by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022
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take a shower

Cyraxx: something idk
MusicBizMarty: "take a shower"
by 7568ino December 28, 2024
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Take a sue

To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.
by SCHLAMit November 03, 2020
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