Noodle Stroodle

To jerk off your friend; to ejaculate

Person one: *relaxing, just looking out the window*
Person two: "I'm gonna noodle stroodle you"
Person one: *concerned face* no, I'm fine, thank you. *runs away panicked*

by Your local mole rat November 27, 2023

Super Stroker

A term coined by David Aldridge during a basketball game to describe a shooter than can stroke a basketball shot from deep range.

Stephen Curry is a super stroker tonight the way he can stoke that ball from deep

by Derek Moriarta November 28, 2023

2 stroke

A type of dirtbike only legends use

I just smoked that faggot 450 4 stroke rider with my 125 2 stroke

by bastanu December 2, 2023

pop stroke

When you go into a bathroom stall at an airport to rub one out before a flight.

Man, I had to go into the bathroom at Love Field for a pop stroke.

by Reddon27 December 2, 2023

danger Stroke

When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings

I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think

by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

L strokes

When you are not able to fully utilise the length of the penis, resulting in a poor performance in the process of sexual intercourse, further resulting in the failure of the partner attaining orgasm

Nigga 1: yo did u see that bitch ass nigga jack dohertys sex tape
Nigga 2: yh he got l strokes ngl

by the realest nigga in existence March 7, 2024